***Guy’s point of view***

>
> This is very cute! And even written by a guy!
>
> You might agree with it, but when it actually happens 99% of girls don’t realize it ’til it is too late and that guy who did it is so frustrated that he has moved on to someone who will take notice.
>
> From a guys point of view:
>
> We don’t care if you talk to other guys.
>
> We don’t care if you’re friends with other guys.
>
> But when you’re sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off.
>
> It doesn’t help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we’re still there.
>
> We don’t care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned.
>
> Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can’t wait till he morning.
>
> Also, when we tell you you’re pretty/beautiful/gorgeous/cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it.
>
> Don’t tell us we’re wrong.We’ll stop trying to convince you.
>
> The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence.
>
> Yeah, you can quote me.
>
> Don’t be mad when we hold the door open.
>
> Take Advantage of the mood im in.
>
> LET US PAY FOR YOU! DON’T ‘FEEL BAD’
>
> We enjoy doing it.
>
> It’s expected.
>
> Smile and say ‘thank you.’
>
> Kiss us when no one’s watching.
>
> If you kiss us when you know somebody’s looking, we’ll be more impressed.
>
> You don’t have to get dressed up for us.
>
> If we’re going out with you in the first place, you don’t have to feel the need to wear the shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you own.
>
> We like you for WHO you are and not WHAT you are.
>
> Honestly, I think a girl looks more beautiful when she’s just in her pj’s or my t-shirt and boxers, not all dolled up.
>
> Don’t take everything we say seriously.
>
> Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it.
>
> Don’t get angry easily.
>
> Stop using magazines/media as your bible.
>
> Don’t talk about how hott Morris Chesnutt, Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartney is in front of us. It’s boring, and we don’t care. You have girlfriends for that.
>
> Whatever happened to the word ‘handsome’/’beautiful’.
>
> I’d be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me with ‘Hey handsome!’ instead of ‘Hey baby/ stud/ cutie/ sexy’ or whatever else you can think of.
>
> On the other hand im not sayin i wouldn’t like it ether.
>
> Girls: I cannot stress this enough: IF YOU AREN’T BEING TREATED RIGHT BY A GUY, DON’T WAIT FOR HIM TO CHANGE. DITCH HIS SORRY DISGRACE-TO-THE-MALE-POPULATION ASS, AND FIND SOMEONE WHO WILL TREAT YOU WITH UTTER RESPECT
>
> Someone who will honor your morals.
>
> Someone who will make you smile when you’re at your lowest.
>
> Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes.
>
> Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel.
>
> Someone who will stop what they’re doing just to look you in the eyes….and say ‘i love you’ ……….AND ACTUALLY MEAN IT!
>
> *****Give the nice guys a chance*****
>
> Holdin Hands- Girls : If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of times.
> Guys : Grab it if it happens more than once.
>
> Cuddling- Girls : When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you’re cold.
> Guys : Automatically move closer to her.
>
> Movies- Girls : During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder
> Guys : Lift her chin up and kiss her.
>
> Loving each other- Guys : When she tells you she loves you, look deep into
> her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her too… And
> mean it.
>
> Laying below the stars- Girls : When you’re both laying under the stars,
> put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady
> heart beat
> Guys : Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers. Now
> make a wish about something you would like to happen Between you and your
> crush….
>
> guys: no grabbing!!!

***Guy’s point of view***

>
> This is very cute! And even written by a guy!
>
> You might agree with it, but when it actually happens 99% of girls don’t realize it ’til it is too late and that guy who did it is so frustrated that he has moved on to someone who will take notice.
>
> From a guys point of view:
>
> We don’t care if you talk to other guys.
>
> We don’t care if you’re friends with other guys.
>
> But when you’re sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off.
>
> It doesn’t help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we’re still there.
>
> We don’t care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned.
>
> Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can’t wait till he morning.
>
> Also, when we tell you you’re pretty/beautiful/gorgeous/cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it.
>
> Don’t tell us we’re wrong.We’ll stop trying to convince you.
>
> The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence.
>
> Yeah, you can quote me.
>
> Don’t be mad when we hold the door open.
>
> Take Advantage of the mood im in.
>
> LET US PAY FOR YOU! DON’T ‘FEEL BAD’
>
> We enjoy doing it.
>
> It’s expected.
>
> Smile and say ‘thank you.’
>
> Kiss us when no one’s watching.
>
> If you kiss us when you know somebody’s looking, we’ll be more impressed.
>
> You don’t have to get dressed up for us.
>
> If we’re going out with you in the first place, you don’t have to feel the need to wear the shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you own.
>
> We like you for WHO you are and not WHAT you are.
>
> Honestly, I think a girl looks more beautiful when she’s just in her pj’s or my t-shirt and boxers, not all dolled up.
>
> Don’t take everything we say seriously.
>
> Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it.
>
> Don’t get angry easily.
>
> Stop using magazines/media as your bible.
>
> Don’t talk about how hott Morris Chesnutt, Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartney is in front of us. It’s boring, and we don’t care. You have girlfriends for that.
>
> Whatever happened to the word ‘handsome’/’beautiful’.
>
> I’d be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me with ‘Hey handsome!’ instead of ‘Hey baby/ stud/ cutie/ sexy’ or whatever else you can think of.
>
> On the other hand im not sayin i wouldn’t like it ether.
>
> Girls: I cannot stress this enough: IF YOU AREN’T BEING TREATED RIGHT BY A GUY, DON’T WAIT FOR HIM TO CHANGE. DITCH HIS SORRY DISGRACE-TO-THE-MALE-POPULATION ASS, AND FIND SOMEONE WHO WILL TREAT YOU WITH UTTER RESPECT
>
> Someone who will honor your morals.
>
> Someone who will make you smile when you’re at your lowest.
>
> Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes.
>
> Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel.
>
> Someone who will stop what they’re doing just to look you in the eyes….and say ‘i love you’ ……….AND ACTUALLY MEAN IT!
>
> *****Give the nice guys a chance*****
>
> Holdin Hands- Girls : If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of times.
> Guys : Grab it if it happens more than once.
>
> Cuddling- Girls : When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you’re cold.
> Guys : Automatically move closer to her.
>
> Movies- Girls : During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder
> Guys : Lift her chin up and kiss her.
>
> Loving each other- Guys : When she tells you she loves you, look deep into
> her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her too… And
> mean it.
>
> Laying below the stars- Girls : When you’re both laying under the stars,
> put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady
> heart beat
> Guys : Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers. Now
> make a wish about something you would like to happen Between you and your
> crush….
>
> guys: no grabbing!!!

The Virgin Joke

Body: virgin girl is on the phone and asks her boyfriend to come

over and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a

big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that

after dinner, she would like to go out and make love

for the first time.

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Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex

before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get

some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it’s his first time and

the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.

He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and

sex.

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At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many

condoms he’d like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family

pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he

thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

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That night, the boy shows up at the girl’s parents

house and meets his girlfriend at the door. “Oh, I’m

so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!”

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The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table

where the girl’s parents are seated. The boy quickly

offers to say grace and bows his head.

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A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer,

with his head down.

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10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

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Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the

girlfriend leans over and whispers to the

boyfriend, “I had no idea you were this religious.”

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The boy turns, and whispers back, “I had no idea your

father was a pharmacist.”

Top 15 Stuff 2 Do In Asda

Top 15 Stuff 2 Do In Asda

1. Get 24 boxes of an embarrassing personal item and randomly put them in peoples trolleys when they aren’t looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in houseware to go off at 5 minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the toilet.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, “Code 10 at Pharmacy” … and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M’s on hold.

6. Move a “CAUTION – WET FLOOR” sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the houseware and tell other shoppers you’ll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When an assistant asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, “Why can’t you people just leave me alone?”

9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

10. While handling knives in the kitchen ware department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from Mission Impossible.

12. In the car accessory department practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.

13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through shout, “PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!”

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the foetal position and scream, “NO! NO! It’s those voices again!”

15. Go into a fitting room and yell real loudly….”Hey! We’re out of toilet paper in here!”

These Are The 12 Signs Of Fallin In Luv

These Are The 12 Signs Of Fallin In Luv

12. You’ll read his/her messages over and over again…

11. You’ll walk really really slow while you’re with him/her…

10. You’ll feel shy whenever you’re with him/her…

9. While thinking bout him/her…your heart will beat
faster and faster…

8. By listening to his/her voice…you’ll smile for no reason.

7. While looking at him/her..you cant see the other
people around you…you can only see that person…

6. You’ll start listening to SLOW songs.

5. He/She becomes all you think about.

4. You’ll get high just by their smell…

3. You’ll realize that you’re always smiling to yourself
when you think about them..

2. You’ll do anything for him/her…

1. While reading this, there was one person on your mind the whole time.
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put this on ur website as “these are the 12 signs of falling in love”
and something good will happen to you tonight

Weird Thing

Weird Thing

NERD??? or POPULAR??? HOTTIE with a BODY??? or GEEK that REEKS???
This is ur test…….take a piece of paper and number it
from 1-10!!!
DONT LOOK AHEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1)Are u:
*short
*average
*tall
2)Are u:
*skinny
*average
*pleasantly plump
3)Are ur eyes:
*blue
*brown
*hazel
*green
4)What is ur favorite color out of all of these?

*Baby Blue
*Red
*Purple
*Black
*Pink
*Green
*Yellow
5)Where is ur dream place to live?

*Hawaii
*Puerto Rico
*NewYork
*Paris
6)What is ur favorite pet?

*Dog
*Cat
*Fish
*Hamster
7)What’s ur dream date?

*Movie
*Arcade
*Candle Light Dinner
*Amusement Park
8) Name a person of the opposite sex!

9) Name a person of the same sex!

10) Make a wish!
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ANSWERS:
1)Short:adorable
  Average:popular
  Tall:hot
2)Skinny:sweet
  Average:fun
  Pleasantly plump:nerdy
3)Blue:sweet
  Brown:sexy
  Hazel:sensitive
  Green:Caring
4)Baby Blue:Cool and Calm
  Red:anxious and energetic
  Purple:Laid Back
  Black:Gothic
  Pink:girlie girl
  Green:outkast
Yellow:preppy
5)Hawaii:laid back
  Porto Rico:party animal
  New York:people person
  Paris:Love to shop!
6)Dog:great and lovable friend
  Cat:curious and adventurous
  Fish:boring
  Hamster:dorky
7)Movies:you like to make-out!!
  Arcade:dork
  Candlelight dinner:romantic
  Amusement Park:adventurous
8) This person will ask u out…
9) This person will hate u……if you don’t put this on your site

10) This wish will come true if u put this on ur site

Freaky Thing

Freaky Thing
freaky thing Now, this is freaky…DO NOT CHEAT (You’ll will kick yourself later) I was a little skeptical trying this, but if you follow the instructions to the “t” you’ll be surprised!!!!

All of my answers were accurate. We’ll see tomorrow if the wish comes true. I’ll let you know. Take 3 minutes and try this…it will freak you out! The person who sent it to me said her wish came true 10 minutes after they read the mail. BUT NO CHEATING! This game has a funny/spooky outcome.

Don’t read ahead…just do it in order! It takes about three minutes…it’s worth a try 🙂

First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it’s people you actually know and go with your first instinct.

Scroll down one line at a time…and don’t read ahead or you’ll ruin it!

1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.

2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.

3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.

NO LOOKING AHEAD…OR IT WON”T TURN OUT RIGHT!

4. Write anyone’s name (like friends or family….) in the 4th, 5th,and 6th spots.

5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11.
GO WITH YOUR INSTINCT PEOPLE!!!

6. Finally, make a wish.

And now the key for the game…..

1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.

2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.

3. The person in 7 is one you like but can’t work out.

4. You care most about the person you put in 4

5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.

6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.

7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.

8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.

9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.

10. and 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life
NOW…put this on ur syt within the hour you read this…IF you do..your wish will come true. If you don’t it will become the opposite!!!